Chelsea Handler Dumps Silver Fox Boyfriend/Boss

My mother always said, "You don't shit where you eat." (She also had a few things to say about wire hangers.)

The Interwebs are abuzz with reports that comedian Chelsea Handler, star of late night talk show, "Chelsea Lately" on E!, has reportedly kicked her boyfriend/boss, Comcast CEO Ted Harbert out of the house.

The couple had been together for about three years leading to speculation about how Handler got her job at E!, which is owned by Comcast.

Honestly, if her goal was to sleep her way to the top, Chelsea could have aimed higher than basic cable.

Personally, I love me some Chelsea. She's genuinely funny and I love her slant on life, show-biz and celebutards. Her book, "Are you there Vodka? It's me Chelsea." is a must read for anyone who's from New Jersey, had a screwed-up family, and left it all behind to make a life of their own.

The stand-up comic/chat show host told People Magazine "I only comment on other people's lives, not my own."

Of course, in late night talk show splits, it's always the sidekicks that suffer, which begs the question," Who'll get custody of Chuy?"

Britain's Favorite Gay Funnyman, Graham Norton, is Coming to America

In an interview Monday night on E's "Chelsea Lately", gay Irish comedian Graham Norton dished about Madonna, drinking and his new game show, "Most Popular" on cable's WE network. Take a look.

Chelsea Handler Takes on GLAAD

(From E-online)

"Apparently the folks over at GLAAD don't get E! with their basic cable package. How else to explain this oversight?

On her show [Thursday] night, Chelsea Handler expressed utter shock that the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation did not even include Chelsea Lately in its latest report on how well TV is doing when it comes to depicting gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders.

'I can't speak for the rest of the network, but at Chelsea Lately, we're knocking it out of the park. We've hit a homo run,' she remarked. 'We always talk about gay issues and [sidekick] Chuy and I were king and queen of the Gay Pride Parade.'

Speaking of parades…

To prove her point further, Chelsea proceeded to bring out various members of her staff, including 'the biggest gay in captivity,' a person 'transitioning from albino man to albino woman' and somebody who, well, Chelsea wasn't quite sure 'what this is.'

'Like it or not, this is the face of Chelsea Lately,' she concluded. 'I'll be expecting an apology, which I assume will be on some hermaphrodite's stationery.'"