Chelsea Handler: "Save the Silver Fox"

The E! Network's queen of late night Chelsea Handler points out how attractive a head of naturally gray hair can be:

"My writer Jen made her fiancé, Neil, dye his hair because he had a little grey. The silver fox, along with the Grand Canyon—and very lean corned beef—is one of God’s most beautiful creations. We must save them from extinction. I have given Jen’s phone number and address to PETA so they can throw hair dye on her. She is obstreperous*."

* Okay, I admit it. I had to look this one up too. According to Webster's: marked by unruly or aggressive noisiness

For the record, the Rev. likes his men mature and natural too. (Anderson Cooper to the white courtesy phone!)