Friday, April 24, 2009

This Just In From "Cheslea Lately"

"Tyler Perry is allegedly being stalked by some woman. But how can we be certain it isn’t just Tyler Perry in a dress pretending to stalk himself? Also, Perry is a Christian drag queen. If Chrisitanity disapproves of homosexuality so much that it won’t let gays marry, then you can’t have drag queens."

(From the Rev.) When asked to comment, actor Wesley Snipes had this to say, "When a straight man puts on a dress and goes on a sexual kick he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual. When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!"

My question for Mr. Perry is, are you getting off, going off, or cutting it off?

Chelsea Handler rocks!

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