Sunday, August 23, 2009

Breaking: Michael Jackson was a Chubby Chaser!

With the passing of Michael Jackson two months ago, it was only a matter of time before the publicity-starved vermin scurried out of the woodwork. I promised myself when I started this blog that there were certain kinds of stories I wouldn't write or report on and this is definitely one of them. The only reason I'm writing anything is that it's just too bizarre to ignore.

The Daily Mirror, the UK's version of the NY Post, is reporting that a man named Jason Pfeiffer, claims that he had an ongoing sexual relationship with Michael Jackson. Apparently the late singer was into bears. Pfeiffer, like MJ's baby momma, Debbi Rowe, worked for the singer's dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein. I guess Dr. Klein wasn't making enough doing unnecessary nip/tucks for vain celebs and decided to earn some extra cash by pimping out his staff.

I remember back in the day, when Michael had his original face and skin tone, there was a lot of speculation and rumor that he might be gay. This was mostly because he was so talented, sensitive and good looking and except for the occasional photo-op with Brooke Shields, had never really dated women. There were no gay celebs back then. Even Elton John and Liberace were in the closet. Later, when MJ started morphing into a sideshow freak, even the gays wouldn't claim him.

I wonder if Pfeiffer pulled a Monica Lewinski and kept an article of DNA-stained clothing (like a glove, maybe?). If they compare it to MJ's kids' DNA, they'll never prove a thing.

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