Thursday, September 10, 2009

Cool Site of the Week: God Hates Shrimp


The politics of hate gets turned on its ear at the website God Hates Shrimp. Taking a literal interpretation of Leviticus has never been so much fun. If the Christ-ies can cherry pick Bible passages and beat us over the head with it, why can't we have some fun too?

The site says, "Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants."

Check it out at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

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