Video: Premier of Madonna's "Celebration"

Madonna unveils her new video for "Celebration" today and I must say, the post-menopausal pop diva doesn't disappoint, if the idea of your mom in a black sequined mini skirt writhing around while groping herself and grabbing her crotch appeals to you. Look for cameos by boy-toy Jesus Luz and daughter Lola.

Of course her dancing is a lot more restrained these days, which is a good thing. We wouldn't want Madge to break a hip.

I have to admit that the Metamucil Material Girl looks good for her age. If 50 is the new 40, then ... oh, f*ck it. The bitch is old! Here's the damn video: