Madonna unveils her new video for "Celebration" today and I must say, the post-menopausal pop diva doesn't disappoint, if the idea of your mom in a black sequined mini skirt writhing around while groping herself and grabbing her crotch appeals to you. Look for cameos by boy-toy Jesus Luz and daughter Lola.
Of course her dancing is a lot more restrained these days, which is a good thing. We wouldn't want Madge to break a hip.
I have to admit that theMetamucilMaterial Girl looks good for her age. If 50 is the new 40, then ... oh, f*ck it. The bitch is old! Here's the damn video:
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