Thursday, March 10, 2011

Snooki Boehner's House Panel Votes to Defend DOMA

Stop crying, dude. Your tan will run.
House Speaker John "Snooki" Boehner took some time out between spray tans to announce Wednesday that a House panel voted 3-2 along party lines to defend the Defense of Marriage Act in two pending court cases challenging the constitutionality of the 1993 law enacted by backstabbing, womanizer Bill Clinton.

The panel, made up of three Republicans and two Democrats is being called the Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group or BLAG, which sounds like something my cat coughed up. defines Blag as "to convince another person that all the stuff you just made up is in fact true and worthy." That sounds about right.

From the Washington Blade:
A U.S. House panel on Wednesday voted along party lines to direct general counsel to defend the Defense of Marriage Act in court following President Obama’s announcement that his administration would no longer defend the statute against litigation.

In a statement, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) said the Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group, which he convened last week after the president’s announcement, had come to the conclusion to direct the House General Counsel to defend DOMA after the Wednesday meeting.

“Today, after consultation with the Bipartisan Leadership Advisory Group, the House General Counsel has been directed to initiate a legal defense of this law,” Boehner said. “This action by the House will ensure that this law’s constitutionality is decided by the courts, rather than by the President unilaterally.”

The five-member Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group consists of the speaker, the majority leader, the majority whip, the minority leader, and minority whip.

Michael Steel, a Boehner spokesperson, said the panel voted 3-2 to direct the House General Counsel to take up defend of DOMA, but had no information on any discussion that took place beforehand.

Boehner as well as House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) voted in favor of directing counsel to defend the statute, while House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) voted against such action.

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