"do as I say, not as I do" bullshit.
This is the day when all you folks who only went to church because you were afraid not to, or because your wife nagged you into it, get to finally sleep in on Sunday and unload the old ball and chain. Because while she's singing with the angels, you'll finally have the remote to yourself.
And speaking of TV, with no one left to watch or host Fox "News" programing ~ or to run the FCC ~ there will be a lot more channels available for the stuff Americans really want, more Real Housewives shows, the Snooki Channel and free porn on basic cable!
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