Thursday, May 12, 2011

Newt Gingrich Announces Presidential Candidacy

Gingrich illustrates his chances of being president.
Because Donald Trump just isn't ridiculous enough for the GOP any more, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who hasn't held an elected office since 1999, announced his run for the White House in 2012.

Gingrich thinks returning to the Republican policies that created the mess we're in are just the ticket for getting us out of it. The darling of the Teabaggers, who has vowed to stop all LGBT rights progress, has been married three times.

According to The Huffington Post, "... Gingrich met his first wife, Jackie Battley, while he was still in high school. Battley was his geometry teacher, and seven years his senior. (According to Gingrich's second wife Marianne Ginther, the age difference was actually nine years--Gingrich was 16 when the student-teacher courtship began). Their secret relationship included nighttime dalliances in the back of a car. The pair married in 1962, and had two children before splitting in February 1980. According to Esquire, Gingrich served Battley with divorce papers while she was in the hospital recovering from uterine cancer."

Don't you just want to kick back and have a beer with him?

If you listen very carefully, you can actually hear the sound of late night comedians salivating.

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