Thursday, May 26, 2011

Study Shows Born-Agains Have Smaller Brains

Don't you just love it when a new study proves what you've known all along? Researchers have just released the results of an eleven year study using brain scans which shows that Protestant Christians who experienced a life altering religious experience have less grey matter than their born-okay-the-first-time neighbors. USA Today reports:
The study, which examined the hippocampus region of the brain, found that Protestants who did not have a "born again" experience had significantly more gray matter than either those who reported a life-changing religious experience, Catholics, or unaffiliated older adults.
The study, funded by the National Institutes of Health and the Templeton Foundation, included at least two MRI measurements of the hippocampus region of 268 adults between 1994 and 2005.
It found an association between participants' professed religious affiliation and the physical structure of their brain. Specifically, those identified as Protestant who did not have a religious conversion or born-again experience — more common among their evangelical brethren — had a bigger hippocampus.
Well this certainly explains a lot -- and by a lot I mean George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, and the rest of the born-again Christianist assholes out there.

A jaunty tip o' the cap to Ester Goldberg for this one.
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